Hey everyone, don’t forget to come to @austinscoffee in Winter Park to hear myself play along with @heyedgarjr. The fun starts at 9 so come!

RT @carlyhallam: I assume Emma Stone plays the shark in Shark Night because otherwise that means she’s not in ANY movies coming out this …

‘She’s Always A Woman - Billy Joel’ If it’s been a while go revisit it. #ManCrushingBillyJoel

Bottled water is stupid. Your parents didn’t have it. Mark my words, canned air is next. #WeBuyAnything

How adventurous you are directly correlates to the frequency of when you utilize your compass app on the iPhone. #IAmPale

RT @Spiegelmania: Steve Jobs Announces Retirement, All My Friends Pre-Order Retirement

I don’t know what’s better, my anticipation for this movie or that Twitter thinks I live at a place called Lake Butter. http://t.co/yPokjsq

Added the rough edits of my new songs to the page. Give em a listen and feel free to download them also.

♫ Free MP3: Explode - http://iLike.com/t/1IcQF

♫ Free MP3: Hurricane - http://iLike.com/t/1IcNH

♫ Free MP3: I Could Be A Drug - http://iLike.com/t/1IcQK

Im fairly sure my new iPhone 4 cures cancer it’s so awesome. Then again I think cell phones also cause cancer. Here’s hoping they cancel out

RT @JimGaffigan: Out in Vegas last night. I’d like to report we are not slacking off in either the infidel or the douche bag departments.

summerlisting:

INVENT THE FLYING HOVERBOARD. Yes. That’s right. You heard me. Invent it. Right now. Don’t look so gung ho about taking on life NOW, do you? Not when someone has given you actual work to do.

There isn’t a man on Earth who doesn’t wish he could hop on a hoverboard and McFly 1,000 feet in the air to a floating 23rd century taco stand. Hundreds of graduating classes have come and gone and NOT invented the flying hoverboard yet. Wanna be special? Wanna be remembered? Want everyone to say, “Hey, that Pepi Hamburger made a DIFFERENCE.”? Then don’t go to Africa and work with AIDS babies or something stupid like that. Invent my ass a fucking hoverboard, and make it light and maneuverable. And don’t give me some shit like, “But it’s not actually feasible. The power source alone would weigh too much, and balance would be a constant problem. Wahhhhhhh Wahhhhhhh!” I don’t hear Steve Jobs accepting that kind of excuse when his cancer-riddled skeleton hosts an ideation meeting. Those old 1950’s newsreels used to say we’d have restaurants on the moon by now. But we don’t. Know whose fault that is? YOURS, ASSHOLE. Make a hoverboard. And make it affordable. It’s worthless to me if I gotta shell out more than, like, a grand for it.

http://deadspin.com/5540268/a-special-balls-deep-message-to-the-class-of-2010