First things first, I’m a moderate. What does that mean? I listen to an issue, decide like a human being on my stance, then proced accordingly. Only an ignorant, close-minded, ass master should make decisions before hearing the issue based on partisan politics. So when I say moderate I mean I agree with some Republican points and some Democratic ones as well. The environment, though, is a constant topic of irritation to me because of one main reason: Those who are so very “green” are spoon-fed, wide-eyed sheep 9/10 times ( I did my own poll. This was just after I finished my survey which showed 4 of every 5 people who disagree with me are douches [speaking of, I want to coin a way to pluralize douche, and am favoring deeches. Douchi and dowches are close seconds])
Before I go into talking about the green idiots, let me make my topical point. We need to drill for oil here at home. There’s a wonderful catch 22 to your disagreeing with me, that being you can only comment with a Nay if you don’t drive a car, travel on airplanes, or even keep your computer running at night. Currently the environmental left are keeping us from being able to drill for oil a couple miles off the coast of Florida, which is A COUPLE MILES FURTHER than the Middle East gets to drill for. I mean, for fuck’s sake, they drill in their own back yard because they know the power it gives them globally. There is a guy with a fez hat wearing the spitting image of the doorman uniform at the Plaza laughing to himself daily at our expense. Why? Because we HAVE oil and instead of drilling for it, we make ourselves completely reliant on our worst enemies.
Guess what, if the sub lady at Publix burned my house to the ground, chances are I’d start making an effin PP&J at home from now on. Get your manatee-hugging ass out of the tree long enough to realize that people like me may be fucking us thousands of years from now as we apply our SPF 3000, but you are fucking us harder right now.
So, my little Planeteer, you think you have more weight behind your words than Drew Barrymore and Cameron Diaz? I hope so, because more shit comes out of them than a tourist in Cozemel who thought Manolo, the burrito street vendor, had a trusting face (that’s not even including their movies. Charlie’s Angels sucked torrid amounts of balls). Here’s a lovely nugget of information for you to put under your pillow for later: out of 21 groups who okayed the digging for aggragate in the Everglades, only 1, the Sierra Club, vehemntly disagreed. Twenty groups, and one dissented, even though the majority of the groups were in fact “envoronmental”. Why? Because some people, like the Sierra Club, don’t listen to issues, they simply, and blindly, bull ahead with nothing but predetermined decisions. Aggregate from the Everglades makes up for 75% of materials used to make the roads in Florida, and until the lawsuit the Sierra Club has issued is resolved (years, possibly) their solution for the meantime? Stop all digging. (Stupid Law of the day: Environmental groups who slap a group/company/government with a lawsuit have all their legal fees paid for by the fedaral government, meaning they can sue [synonym for ‘all teh time’. R-i-d-i-c-u-l-o-u-s.) Of course, the judge saw how dumb this was and said the digging could continue (limited) until resolved.
Anyways, if you don’t use roads, send a donation to the Sierra Club. I’m including their address below:
666 Ass Clown Avenue
P.O. Box of Tissues
NoBodyLikesUs, FL 32801
Don’t take things for face value, don’t accept what you’re told, and for the love of sweet baby Jesus use common sense and INFORM YOURSELF.
P.S. If most of your facts come from An Inconvenient Truth then eat shit and die. In the 70’s they were freaked the hell out about global cooling. Yes. Global cooling. If you need me I’ll be outside using an aerosol can to point out my favorite clouds.
P.P.S. I come off angry and confrontational, I’m not. There is a little shock humor but it’s all just for fun. I’m always open to educated, good conversation, and always willing to listen to the other side with open ears, arms, and pants.
